What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

You know what I need? I need a hat. I don't actually look terribly good in hats, though, and they often just make my head hotter. However, since I can't use a parasol, I need a hat. So, we are going to try based on extensive testing in the past (me trying on hats and Joel saying that most of them don't look good) to come up with a hat that works. I'm going to try mocking some up with cardboard to see how they work out. Stay tuned to the exciting results!